A friend of mine spent the best part of last weekend in jail. Nobody got hurt and the fact that it happened was not a big shock to anyone with knowledge of the parties involved.
I found a listing for a movie that was showing on local cable Saturday night. I took the listing to the copier and enlarged it, made a note, and pinned it to my buddy's office wall. The note read: " The John Doe(real name withheld because even I have a heart) Story. The movie was "Holiday in Handcuffs". No really it was.
I don't know what happened down there. But if I worked with that security guard, his having been knocked on his ass by Kasey Kahne might not be the most humiliating thing to come out of this thing.