The 6 questions I hope someone asks at the Kyle Busch press conference

Sometime today, the NASCAR world will come to a halt and Joe Gibbs Racing will officially announce the signing of Kyle Busch to a multi-year contract to drive Chevies or Toyotas and sell batteries for a living.

The Pit Crew from ON PIT ROW has not been invited.  Figures.  I just had a few questions.

• Kyle, who's tougher - you or Kurt?  I mean, can you take him?  Without, you know, using his ears?

• Kyle, do you think that you and Kurt, together, could take Tony?  I mean in a fight.  Not a fence climbing race.

• Kyle, do you ever get tired...of the driving.  Sometimes...I get very tired. ( Hey it's a line from one of my favorite scenes in the best racing movie of all time - Grand Prix - Yves Montand to James Garner - I always wanted to use it somewhere.)

• J D, how is it going to feel when J J Yeley kicks your team's tail next season while you're sorting out the Camry?

• Denny...? Hey, where's Denny?

• Tony...so what do you think of this [email protected]## s%&$?

Maybe we'll get to go to the Dale Junior - Mountain Dew presser.

Comments

[Bob (aka 4ever3)]

That would be Dale Jr - Pepsi presser

[michael]

Question for Kyle... Are you going to play by Tony's rules and do the "give and take"? If not be prepared to eat safety barriers.

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[Charlie]

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[robert bourne]

I dare ya!

[4ever3]

Thanks Charlie!